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Old 10-22-2008
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Default old lady

an old lady was in her shopping market looking to buy a turkey. knowing she has a large family she knew she needed a big bird, she was looking thru the turkeys and couldnt find one that was big enough, so she picked up the biggest one there and walked over to the stock boy and said to him "do these turkeys get any bigger" the stockboy replied no ma'am their dead.
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Jayccin can you please post you jokes in kingpete's joke section of the forum.

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Jayccin can you please post you jokes in kingpete's joke section of the forum.

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Don't encourage him to post any more if they are as bad as that one

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Don't encourage him to post any more if they are as bad as that one

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lol.......agree ............
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lmao

im going to use it..ive got to its just so awful ...it has to be used
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im going to use it..ive got to its just so awful ...it has to be used
NO !!! USE ANDREX
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that is a good one
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