one liners

[agamemnon007]

velcose......its a rip off

[BBOB]

whats black white and red all over ???? A SUNBURNED ZEBRA

[BBOB]

if april showers bring may flowers what do may flowers bring ( pilgrims)

[jim1961]

Originally Posted by BBOB

whats black white and red all over ???? A SUNBURNED ZEBRA

or a newspaper

[BBOB]

Indeed Jim thats what makes sunburned zebra sort of funny or corny because u expect newspaper. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS AN ELEPHANT AND A RHINO???? HELIFINO

[jim1961]

nice one BBOB.

What do you get when you shoot a dear straight between the eyes ?

No idea.

And when you shoot him in the legs.

Still no Idea.

better leave the next line to the adults only thread.

[jim1961]

did you hear about the midget fortune teller on the run from the police ?

we have a small medium at large !!

[TheDonkey66]

Did you hear about the guy found dead holding a box of cornflakes and a spoon shoved up his arse.....

They reckon it was a serial killer

[roo27]

Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes ??
.
A. A fsh

[killaklown]

thats funny!

[BBOB]

Benjamin Franklin was having trouble getting his kite to fly. His wife came out and said " Why dont you put a little tail on their" He replied "Thats what I told you and you said go fly a kite"

[El_Salado]

What's green and sings? ....Elvis Parsley

[BBOB]

hookt on foniks werkd fer mee

[Denham]

"I was in a Chinese restaurant when a duck came up to me with a rose and
said: 'Your eyes sparkle like the stars'. So I said to the waiter: 'Excuse me, I ordered aromatic duck!!!!!!'"