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Old 09-09-2009
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Old 10-11-2009
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whats black white and red all over ???? A SUNBURNED ZEBRA
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if april showers bring may flowers what do may flowers bring ( pilgrims)
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Old 10-12-2009
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whats black white and red all over ???? A SUNBURNED ZEBRA
or a newspaper
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Old 10-20-2009
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Indeed Jim thats what makes sunburned zebra sort of funny or corny because u expect newspaper. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS AN ELEPHANT AND A RHINO???? HELIFINO
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Old 10-20-2009
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nice one BBOB.

What do you get when you shoot a dear straight between the eyes ?

No idea.

And when you shoot him in the legs.

Still no Idea.

better leave the next line to the adults only thread.
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Old 10-20-2009
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did you hear about the midget fortune teller on the run from the police ?

we have a small medium at large !!
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Old 10-21-2009
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Did you hear about the guy found dead holding a box of cornflakes and a spoon shoved up his arse.....

They reckon it was a serial killer
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Old 10-21-2009
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Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes ??
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A. A fsh
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Old 10-22-2009
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thats funny!
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Old 10-23-2009
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Benjamin Franklin was having trouble getting his kite to fly. His wife came out and said " Why dont you put a little tail on their" He replied "Thats what I told you and you said go fly a kite"
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Old 10-27-2009
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What's green and sings? ....Elvis Parsley
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Old 11-10-2009
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hookt on foniks werkd fer mee
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Old 11-10-2009
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"I was in a Chinese restaurant when a duck came up to me with a rose and
said: 'Your eyes sparkle like the stars'. So I said to the waiter: 'Excuse me, I ordered aromatic duck!!!!!!'"
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