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| velcose......its a rip off |
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| whats black white and red all over ???? A SUNBURNED ZEBRA
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| if april showers bring may flowers what do may flowers bring ( pilgrims)
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| or a newspaper |
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| Indeed Jim thats what makes sunburned zebra sort of funny or corny because u expect newspaper. WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS AN ELEPHANT AND A RHINO???? HELIFINO
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| nice one BBOB. What do you get when you shoot a dear straight between the eyes ? No idea. And when you shoot him in the legs. Still no Idea. better leave the next line to the adults only thread. |
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| did you hear about the midget fortune teller on the run from the police ? we have a small medium at large !! |
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| Did you hear about the guy found dead holding a box of cornflakes and a spoon shoved up his arse..... They reckon it was a serial killer
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| Q. What do you call a fish with no eyes ?? . A. A fsh
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| thats funny! |
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| Benjamin Franklin was having trouble getting his kite to fly. His wife came out and said " Why dont you put a little tail on their" He replied "Thats what I told you and you said go fly a kite"
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| What's green and sings? ....Elvis Parsley |
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| hookt on foniks werkd fer mee
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| "I was in a Chinese restaurant when a duck came up to me with a rose and said: 'Your eyes sparkle like the stars'. So I said to the waiter: 'Excuse me, I ordered aromatic duck!!!!!!'" |
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