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Old 08-02-2011
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if you lend someone $20 and never see them again. it was probably worth it.
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i think my girl had 61 boyfriends before me.....she calls me her 60 second lover
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Old 10-28-2011
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Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex.

I woke this morning with a huge correction.



My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60's group The Monkees.

I thought she was joking ........ and then I saw her face
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