Only in the UK!!

[hands11]

Two old friends meet up for the first time in 70 years.
"How is life treating you Bill?" said one.
"Not so good George. I've had two by-pass operations. A hip replacement, two new knees. Fought prostate
cancer, and diabetes. I'm blind in one eye and see double in the other, can't hear anything quieter than a jet
engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with
dementia. I have high blood pressure, can hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85
or 92. And I've lost all my friends.
"But it's not all bad news, I still have my driver's license!"

[stepoff]

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....lol

[CODYDOG]

sounds like here in the U.S.A. to i think they just hand out licenses the way people drive around here in texas

[csale]

i likey......hope i not on same road as him tho...lmao