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Old 02-26-2009
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lIZZY is a prostitute but deosnt want her gran to no one day the brothel were she works is riaded the police have lined all the prostitutes up outside for questioning just then who passes but lizzys gran she asks lizzy whats going on quick as a flash lizzy says there standing in line for free oranges so gran decides to stand in line eventuly the police come to her how do you do it at your age they ask in amazement easy she says i just take my teeth out and suck them dry.
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PMSL Fosse...... Brill !!!!!! TY xx
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lmao nice one any more of it ???????????????
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yes its I take my teeth out peeel the skin back and suck em dry
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