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Old 01-28-2009
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Default Paul Young Joke

I seem to have had a joke removed that went under the title "Credit Crunch".

The joke was no way offensive to anyone - and its a joke that made me giggle (although thats not difficult)

I have repeated it here as i am intrigued to know why it has been removed - please throw some light on it. Maybe no one else finds it funny but i am sure people of a certain age must see it

"Due to the credit crunch and the housing crisis the building societies are thinking of repossessing Paul Young's hat".
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Old 01-28-2009
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lol my family has lost its buiness to the credit crunch and i still find it funny
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Old 01-28-2009
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It was not pulled for being offensive.............you have to have at least 4000 (forum) credits if you want your post to last over an hour....newest amendment to the rulebook of the scottish rite of FREEPOKERMASONERY............get with the program Grove.......
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hhhhhmmmmmmm - nothing would suprise me lol
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I think a mod removed it because it's a terrible joke
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Not a bad effort 9/10 I Like it
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maybe if you expain the so called joke we could understand your humor
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maybe if you expain the so called joke we could understand your humor
think its a 'brit' reference.... i dont get it either.

heheee i hate it when i have to use google to understand a joke ...

*googling....*


good one!!!
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think its a 'brit' reference.... i dont get it either.

heheee i hate it when i have to use google to understand a joke ...

*googling....*


good one!!!
hmmm a brit reference i gotta get googling cause i dont get it
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think its a 'brit' reference.... i dont get it either.

heheee i hate it when i have to use google to understand a joke ...

*googling....*


good one!!!
so where does that hat come in?????????????????????

im gonna invite this guy to the mystery clan!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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it is a refferance to the 1980`s hit by paul young, wherever i lay my hat, that`s my home...
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ok!! now whats a refferance? is that anything like chrietmas??
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ok!! now whats a refferance? is that anything like chrietmas??
nahhhh, close tho'. its more related to chrissmas
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It does give me a giggle grove m8 (maybe cos I'm 41 and old enough to get it)
I can't understand it either but I had a joke pulled a couple of days ago which I did not think would cause offence to be honest.
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think its a 'brit' reference.... i dont get it either.

heheee i hate it when i have to use google to understand a joke ...

*googling....*


good one!!!
lolz google
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Superbird - you are same age as me so maybe thats why you also get it.

For the ones who dont get it - it is a reference to an Eighties hit called wherever i lay my hat thats my home by Paul Young - although originally by Marvin Gaye. I couldnt use the Marvin Gaye version in the joke as he is dead and therefore probably doesnt have a hat anymore anyway.
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...although originally by Marvin Gaye. I couldnt use the Marvin Gaye version in the joke as he is dead and therefore probably doesnt have a hat anymore anyway.
LOL.. now THAT made me laff harder than the original joke! ,,,,

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Superbird - you are same age as me so maybe thats why you also get it.

For the ones who dont get it - it is a reference to an Eighties hit called wherever i lay my hat thats my home by Paul Young - although originally by Marvin Gaye. I couldnt use the Marvin Gaye version in the joke as he is dead and therefore probably doesnt have a hat anymore anyway.

I am the right age. Understood the joke. Still not funny. lol
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Liked the joke mate dont need a reference
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Apparently you feel very passionately about this joke. I have changed the thread title to something more appropriate, I hope. You must admit, it is a very obscure joke to put in an International Forum.....
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