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Old 09-29-2008
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The Pearly Gates
40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40
travellers here. Can I let them in?'

God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys . Go out and tell them to choose
between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen
in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've
gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'

'No, the gates'.
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lol liked tht one
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Old 09-29-2008
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got to be the best joke on here
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haha trés bonne
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lmao love it
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lol......nice one ..................hahahaha
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top class smudge mate lets have more
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lmao..........how true
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lmfao hahaha
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LMAO very funny, and true lol
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Old 09-30-2008
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i 'ate pikeys....
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Old 10-03-2008
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lololol ..... nice one
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nice one lol
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Old 10-06-2008
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10 out of 10 m8
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