 pikeys go to heaven
st peter's at the gates of heaven when 20 pikeys arrive trying to get in, they've got their transits, caravan, dogs n horses the works. he tells them he'll have to check with god before he lets them in as they had some trouble with the last lot of pikeys.
so going to see god he say's "god, we've got another 20 pikeys at the gates tryin to get in what do you want me to do with them"
god says "go back to the gates and tell them to pick the best 5 out of them all n they can come, but the rest can go to hell"
10 minutes laters he's back at the throne of god and says "god, god, they've gone"
"what, the pikeys" god asks dubiously
"no" st peter replies "the gates" | 
10-27-2008
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