potato joke lol

[Earp10]

A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they
got married and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned
her about going out and getting Half-Baked, so she wouldn't get
accidentally Mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato'
and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a
Rotten Potato out of her.
But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato
either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her
Shoestring cousins.
When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out
for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland, and the greasy guys from France
called the French Fries. And when she went out West, to watch out for
the Indians so she wouldn't get Scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't
associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other
side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say
'Frito Lay.'

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University )
so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips.
But in spite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and
announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.


Tom Brokaw!


Mr. & Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly
marry Tom Brokaw.
because he's just......a COMMONTATER

[hands11]

lol nice 1

[jimggoldwing]

Sorry, m8....... this goes into the category of.......

Groan..............

Cheers!

--goldwing

[Tb1rd]

lmao oh that's poor mate

ta for the laugh

[whitewo1f]

Two potatos are standing on a street corner, how do you tell which one's the prostitute? It's the one with the sticker that says Idaho.