Religions:

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Joke is better when is performed live but, you have good imagination, wright?

3 priest of big religions came on big cliff, to prove his religion,
if his belive in his religion is big, his god will save him,
they will fall from cliff unharmed.
First Islamic representative, he jump, start swing with hands and shout:
Alah! Alah! Alah! , Splash!!!!!
Second representive of Budhism jump, swing with hands and shout
Budda! Budda! Budda! and safely land on ground.
Third came representive of Christianity:
He jump from cliff and start swing with hands shouting:
Jesus!
Jesus!
Jesus!



Jesus!
Jesus mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Budda!
Budda!
Budda!

This joke had nothing with religions, just with humans.