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Old 12-06-2008
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One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it
will cost to extract wisdom teeth.

"Eighty dollars," the dentist says.

"That's a ridiculous amount," the man says. "Isn't there a cheaper
way?"

"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can
knock the price down to $60."

"That's still too expensive," the man says.

"Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip
the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to
$20."

"Nope," moans the man, "it's still too much."

"Well," says the dentist, scratching his head, "if I let one of my
students do it, I suppose I can knock the price down to $10."

"Marvelous," says the man, "book my wife for next Tuesday!"
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Old 12-08-2008
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very funny . But i don't wanna by his wife . Greetz
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Old 12-08-2008
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Pretty Good One
Thank God I don't Have A Wife Like Him LOL

Grtz... 'Tireguy'
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Old 12-08-2008
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that is a good one
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