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Old 10-13-2009
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Default Steven Gately Jokes

DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE GONNA BE OFFENDED AND COMPLAIN

After the death of Steven Gately in his Spanish villa, stars of the screen have been paying tribute. Ronan Keating said he was gutted, Louis Walsh said he was devestated, Micheal Barrymore said he was innocent

Steven's partner got a major shock when he woke up that day as he had never seen a stiffy that size before

There was a wee singer called gately
Who hasnt been singing much lately
after a bottle of rum
and a c**k up his bum
His trip to the sun ended fatally
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got all a them sent tae me in work yesterday m8 lol

u hear the aiden mcgeady wan? :P
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nah m8 fire away
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My missus woke me up this morning. "Hey, guess whos died!" Fu*k knows, give me a clue, I said. "He's gay and he's Irish." Imagine my disappointment when i realised it was only Stephen Gately, and not Aiden McGeady.


saying that, mcgeady was born at york hill on the same bloody day as me!!!! lol
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My missus woke me up this morning. "Hey, guess whos died!" Fu*k knows, give me a clue, I said. "He's gay and he's Irish." Imagine my disappointment when i realised it was only Stephen Gately, and not Aiden McGeady.


saying that, mcgeady was born at york hill on the same bloody day as me!!!! lol
pmsl nice one m8.....
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could let him go cold first.......................................but still gotta laugh at the first lol
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michael jackson was disapointed when steven gately came to heaven. he thought they said someone from boys home was coming
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Boyzone are still trying to fill the remainder of their concert seats. They are even giving 20% discount now.
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the police suspect he died by choking on his own sick

due to the fact that he had to many cocktails that night
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What do Stephen Gately and Ayrton Senna have in common?

They Both died with skidmarks on their helmets
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Stephen Gately's family have requested that no flowers be sent for his funeral, as they are expecting alot of pansies to show up on the day
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What do Stephen Gately and Ayrton Senna have in common?

They Both died with skidmarks on their helmets
lmfao That is ****ing class!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dear Grim Reaper, So far this year you have taken my favourite actor - Patrick Swayze You have also taken away my favourite reality TV celebrity - Jade Goody You then took away my favourite singers - Michael Jackson and Stephen Gately I am writing to you to tell you that my favourite footballer is Cristiano Ronaldo.... Yours Faithfully, Sir Alex Ferguson.
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I don't understand why Boyzone fans are getting so upset at Stephen Gately jokes.

It's only words........
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After the death of Stephan Gataly in spain, stars have payin tribute. Ronan Keating said he was gutted, Louis Walsh said he was devastated and Michael Barrymore said he was innocent !!
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