stjimmy's profanisaurus

[stjimmy]

Hi, just a very childish but quite funny dictionary for swear words/phrases. just random entry's, not in alphabetical order.

[stjimmy]

Christmas spirit (n) An essentially altruistic approach to oral sex adopted by ladies who believe it is better to give than to receive. 'Henry rather liked his new bird as she displayed the Christmas spirit in abundance, noshing him off three times a day and never asking for anything in return.'

[stjimmy]

pooaplegic (n) (medic) One who, having sat on the toilet for too long, has lost all feeling below the waist. A crapple.

[stjimmy]

danger *ank (n) Self-abuse whereby you shout your parents from downstairs, and then try to blow your tanks before they get to your bedroom. A dangerous spurt for an adrenaline jizz-junky.

[daddyspoon]

Originally Posted by stjimmy

danger *ank (n) Self-abuse whereby you shout your parents from downstairs, and then try to blow your tanks before they get to your bedroom. A dangerous spurt for an adrenaline jizz-junky.

i always thought that was a suicide wank

[jayccin]

this has been done before in another thread

[aceman666]

G-rope...g string knickers for fat birds