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Old 05-01-2009
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Ive been laid low with Swine Flu!! I'm pig sick n comin out in rashers!! I've got a bacon hot fever! and im going to the chemist for some Oinkment for my rashers i cant stop scratchings!! Theres snout i can do about it tho!
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stop eating mexican tortilla,s and u get well again
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Old 05-01-2009
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Oh grove that was poor

Still got alaugh though lol
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I was hoping it was that poor it could get a giggle
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I hope i can avoid it but....

Even in oz we're concerned as im oinkin everywhere at ta moment, and no one could tell me whyy..

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Hey mate did you trott along to the chemists?

Sorry to hear your crook, try phoning the swine flu hotline mate. I called it earlier but all I got was cracklin.
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wat about ur speech is oing oing to u need urgent help then m8 lol
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forget swine flu we britain needes is asian flu back lol
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Hey mate did you trott along to the chemists?

Sorry to hear your crook, try phoning the swine flu hotline mate. I called it earlier but all I got was cracklin.
lol stevo........
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