Tale of Two Coyotes

[jimggoldwing]

California: The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along
a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his
dog.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie
"Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing
what is natural.

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills
the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills
the State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked
for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game
conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous
animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote
awareness" program for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better
treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout
the world.

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the
attack somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.

9. Additional cost to State of California: $75,000 to hire and
train a new security agent with additional special training re: the
nature of coyotes.

10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files suit against
the State.



Arizona: The Governor of Arizona is jogging with her dog along a
nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks her dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her state-issued pistol and
keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point
cartridge.

2. The buzzards eat the dead coyote.


And that, boys and girls, is why California is broke ................
And more importantly, why too much government doesn't work.

[jimggoldwing]

I am not sure why this post got moved to the JOKES section...

But so be it!

[jayccin]

LET ME EXPLAIN JIM,,,

you see california is a state in the usa that has the termanator as governor and doesnt know his ass from his elbow.

but arizona ,, which is also a state in the western part of the usa, carry guns on there hip, they walk the streets armed.

so when they have a problem they shoot first and ask questions later.

saving the taxpayers lots of money in court cost and investagations.

so the funny part is,, ah,, ah ,, well im not really sure about which part is funny but something is funny there.

[jimggoldwing]

Point is, Jay... I didn't post it as a JOKE... I am American... I know the politics of the situation...

But that's ok...

[jayccin]

Originally Posted by jimggoldwing

Point is, Jay... I didn't post it as a JOKE... I am American... I know the politics of the situation...

But that's ok...

well my point was that i did a joke on a non joke but u didnt read into my post. and im a yank too.