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Old 04-20-2009
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Default texas justice

A woman was called in front of a Texas Grand Jury for manslaughter
after she shot a mugger six times in the back as he was running away with her purse.
When he grabbed the purse and ran,
she had her hand on the gun in it so she was left with the revolver in her hand.

When asked by the Grand Jury why she shot the man 6 times
in the back as he ran away, she replied under oath:
'Because when I pulled the trigger for the 7th time it only went click'.

She was acquitted.
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Old 04-24-2009
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lmao she wasn't a blond was she
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Old 04-24-2009
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lmao she wasn't a blond was she
she is actually blond...lololol
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