for those with a sweet tooth Mr Cadbury met ms Rowntree on a Double Decker, it was just after eight. They got off at Quality street, in front of the Fishermans Friend pub. He asked her name "Polo" Im the one with the hole" she said in a quite Wispa. "Im Marathon, the one with the nuts" he said. Then he touched her cream eggs. They checked into a hotel, he slipped his hands into her Snickers and felt her milky way, He fondled with her Flap Jacks and she touched his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she let out a scream of sheer Turkish Delight. Sadly three days later his Sherbet fountain started to drip. It turns out Ms Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who had Allsorts!
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