Go Back   OnlinePoker66 Forum : Your daily poker board! > Outside poker > KingPete's daily jokes
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

KingPete's daily jokes A subforum only for jokes ( all members can post ). If your jokes could hurt anyone please post those in the "kid free" subforum : Ask the password to KingPete or a super moderator

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 01-18-2009
BIGSMUDGE's Avatar
Poker Emperor
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Birmingham England (centre of the universe )
Posts: 1,114
Credits: 391,175
Default Tickle Me Elmo

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
Employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.


The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.



The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.’
__________________
You dont stop laughing because you grow old
You grow old because you stop laughing
:
Digg this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 01-18-2009
MRCOOL1's Avatar
the one and only
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: here
Posts: 4,411
Credits: 5,235,320
LOLOLOL....

great one, smudge!

I think Lena used to work for me.....
Digg this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 01-18-2009
pam66's Avatar
spamylicious
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: cheshire uk
Posts: 6,342
Credits: 498,791
pmsl soooooo funny, nice 1 smudge
__________________
live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning,

satan shudders and says

'oh shit..... she's awake!!!!
Digg this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 01-18-2009
Ace_Queen's Avatar
Poker Empress
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bolton. England
Posts: 2,787
Credits: 1,514,277
Nice 1 Smudge...........roflmao...........
__________________
When its my TURN my cards always FLOP in the RIVER ...............:
Digg this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 01-19-2009
blockie's Avatar
Poker Emperor
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: belgium
Posts: 825
Credits: 1,456,554
nice 1 very good
Digg this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 01-19-2009
CaptainSandy's Avatar
Poker Captain
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: North east
Posts: 2,437
Credits: 1,141,284,797
Good stuff, keeping up your high standards.
Digg this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 01-21-2009
hands11's Avatar
Poker Emperor
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: kent uk
Posts: 1,004
Credits: 1,141,928
lmao vgd
__________________
Warning



My chips or else

BRING I ON BUT WATCH OUT

PLZ BE KIND AN ACCEPTED MY BLUFF AS I WILL AN DO WITH EVERY ONE ELSE THX

http://www.onlinepoker66.com/rpg/bluff.php?id=8522
Digg this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 01-27-2009
Poker Wizard
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Port Dougas Australia
Posts: 52
Credits: 57,382
Too cool ....
Digg this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 01-29-2009
NICKYXXX's Avatar
Poker Wizard
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Posts: 62
Credits: 57,985
lmao....loved it
Digg this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
jokes, tickle me elmo

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 06:30 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.3.0 RC2
vBCredits v1.4 Copyright ©2007 - 2008, PixelFX Studios