Two nuns

[SternSwiss]

There were two nuns.

One of them was known as Sister Mathematics and the other one was known as Sister Logics



It is getting dark and they are walking back to the convent, still quite far away.



SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to **** us.

SM: Oh, no! If I compare our walking speeds, he will reach us in 5 minutes at the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do is to walk faster.


They accelerate.


SM: It's not working. I have compared again our respective speeds and it is even getting worse.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing he could to stay consistent with his goal: he started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At the current rate he will reach us in two minutes at the most.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You take the direct path and I'll go the scenic way. He cannot follow us both.


The man decided to go for Sister Logics

Sister Mathematics arrives first at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logics.

Time passes.

Twenty minutes later, Sister Logics arrives



SM: Sister Logics! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he has to choose one of us only.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could...

SM: And?

SL: He again did the only logical thing and started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And then?

SL: The only logical thing happened: as he could run faster than me, he reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I had to lift my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do, then?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened next?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?

SM: Awwww... it is terrible sister!! 6935 days of your life spent in prayer and to end up like this! Why has God abandoned you!


She starts crying



SL: Shhh. silly... God hasn't abandoned me: a nun with her dress up can run much faster than a man with his pants down.




Those of you who have a twisted sense of logics, or a plain dirty mind, say two Ave Maria!

[shezzabell]

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