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Old 08-01-2009
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Default Ugly baby

One day a woman is riding a train, when a Drunk stumbles into the compartment and sit's down. As he does this, she hears him mutter, "damn". "And what's that supposed to mean" she asks? The Drunk reponds, "that means damn lady, that's one helluva ugly baby you got there. I bet you save money with babysitters, nobodies gonna bother that ugly baby". The woman thinks to herself, I don't have to pay my money to ride this train with a drunk, so she pulls the emergency cord. The Conductor rushes to the compartment and asks, "what's going on here"? "This man insulted me" the woman says. The Conductor then says to the woman, "well madam, the railroad company will go through any means to avoid confrontations between it's passengers. I tell you what, if you will accompany me to the dining car, the railroad will give you a free meal, and uh, maybe we can find a banana for your monkey".
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Old 08-01-2009
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lol m8 pure woman this pic an here
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BRING I ON BUT WATCH OUT

PLZ BE KIND AN ACCEPTED MY BLUFF AS I WILL AN DO WITH EVERY ONE ELSE THX

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Old 08-01-2009
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and that baby grow up to be.......... ME
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