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Old 10-07-2009
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Talking URGENT :Need some sexual ambiguous humor lines?

Hi
Basically i need some sexual ambiguous humor lines like?

"That man has a big rod"

As many as possible

Please

Thanks so much

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Old 10-07-2009
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is tht a gun in ur pocket? or are you pleased to see me?
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Old 10-07-2009
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a woman walked into a bar and asked the bar tender for a double entendre...... so he gave her one
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Old 10-07-2009
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wanna see my big red rooster lmao
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Old 10-07-2009
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Old 10-07-2009
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what goes in dry comes out wet and its enjoyable for 2.... a teabag
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my todger is 12 " long but don't use it as a rule, and my mates is 6 foot,but he cant fathom it out
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Old 10-12-2009
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Old 10-14-2009
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You know, you could put someone's eye out with that thing

Don't make me take my rod out! Rod is gun in gangster talk.
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