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04-26-2009
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 Visit to the doctors My mate went to the doctors yesterday and said "i think im going deaf" The doctor said "describe the symptons" My mate said "ok, Homer is the fat one and Marge has got big blue hair" ---------------------------------- Another mate of mine went to the doctors and said to the receptionist "i need to the see the doctor" The receptionist said "what seems to be the problem" My mate said "ive got a problem with my knob" Looking shocked the receptionist says "you need to be more polite and discreet" "What do you want me to say" said my mate "well you could have at least pretended it was something less personal, maybe you should have said you have a problem with your ear or something". "OK" says my mate and he walked out turned round and walked back up to the reception "i need to see the doctor" he says The receptionist says "what seems to be the problem" "I have a problem with my ear" he says Th receptionist smiles and says "whats the problem with your ear sir" "i cant piss through it" was his reply
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04-26-2009
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| lmao nice1 the receotionist must b new or a prued 1 lol lol
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