visit from god

[roo27]

god visits a man and tells him he must give up smoking , drinking and lust if he wants to get in to heven....
the man says he will try..

god visits the man 2 weeks later to see how he's getting on "not bad " says the man
"i've given up smoking and drinking but when the wife bent over the freezer i was overcome by lust and had to make love to her there and than"

mmmmm thay dont like that in heven replies god

"thay wernt to happy with it in Asda either" replies the man

[HopeImLucky]

very good rofl