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Old 03-03-2009
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Default walk in the park

While walking thought Golden Gate Park in San Francico,a man came upon another man hugging a tree wiyh his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, 'just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing? I'am listening to the music of the tree, the other man replied. You've gotta be kiddin me. No, would you like to give it a try? understandably curious, the man says, well ok... Sohe wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.. With this the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him took his walley, jewelry,car keys, then stripped him naked and left.... Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked What the heck happed to you?He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there....When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, THis just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake...
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Old 03-04-2009
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Nice one chip! At least one person is laughing, come on people s.f ?
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Old 03-05-2009
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Lol nice 1...... Mind you pure bloke
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Old 03-07-2009
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lol funny.. all that guy needs now is for a squirrell to bite him on his nutz lol
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