What's the difference?

[whitewo1f]

What's the difference between Congress and a condom? You can only put one dick in a condom.

What's the difference between the Government and the Mafia? The Mafias organized.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One's a scum-sucking bottum dweller and the others just a fish.

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road? There's skid marks in front of the skunk.

What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw? Outlaws are wanted.

What's the difference between cheating on your wife and cheating on your taxes? If you tell the truth about your taxes, the IRS will still want to screw you

What's the difference between a hoot and a holler? If your friend gets caught cheating it's a hoot, if it's with your spouse, it's a holler.

What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job still sucks.

What's the difference between spit and swallow? About ten poounds of pressure on the back of her head.

What's the difference between "aaw" and "aaaah?" About three inches.

What's the difference between sin and shame? It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

What's the difference between a girls high school track team and a midget detective? One's a cunning little runt.

[Wiinz]

Lol, keep it going