a wish from GOD

[future2112]

A man is sat at home on his own when suddenly GOD appears in front of him. GOD says to the man.. you have been a very good person throughout your life, a good husband and a good father so therefore i grant you a wish. The man, obviously suprised by this visit, thanks GOD for his appreciation for the hard work and generous deeds he has done, so thinks for a while and says he would like a bridge from here to miami so he can drive to to miami beach whenever he likes. GOD thinks for a while and says that building bridge to miami wouldnt be in keeping with how the world is today and basically its not possible. so GOD suggest something more un-selfish and something that would please others. So the man thinks again and says he would like to be able to understand his wife more. for example, whenever she cries for no reason he wants to know why and make things right. Or, whenever shes in a mood and he doesnt know why, he wants to know why and make things right. And whenever his wife is feeling down and blames him for things he doesnt know why, he whants to know why so he can make things right. GOD thinks for a while and turns to the man and slowly says.. how many lanes do you want on that bridge

[hands11]

LMAO EVEN THE TOP MAN GIVES UP TO UNDERSTAND THEM

[tattmando]

always agree to disagree and you cant go wrong...unless she says so lol

[baz1980]

The man up there haz the say

[SouthernGirl]

LMAO...Yup!!!! Even the one who created us if baffled LOL....he can't figure out his own creation LOL

[craigsimnett]

I thought God was a woman!

[JOSIE4567]

Women r god..down here anyway...lmao ...

[StarryStar]