Words to Live Your Life By (Sort Of)

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Words to Live Your Life By (sort of)

I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked in church..

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

A bartender is just a pharmacist
with a limited inventory

I'm not your type.
I'm not inflatable..

In Memoriam:
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

I LOVE COOKING WITH WINE
Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.

And Finally:

I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

[coops604]

hahahha thats good