yo muma jokes

[tobo]

yo mumas so fat she fell in love and broke it

[tobo]

yo mummas so fat when she gets on the scales it says to be continued

[tobo]

you mummas so fat she looks like shes smothering a volkswagon

[tobo]

shes so fat when god said let their be light he had to move her

[tobo]

shes so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat people shout TAXI!!

[tobo]

shes so fat even bill gates couldent pay her liposuction bill!!

[tobo]

so fat her legs look like spoiled milk all white and chuncky

[tobo]

o mumas so fat she fell in love and broke it

[whitewo1f]

Good ones

My favorite; yo momas so fat I had to take a bus and two taxis to get on her good side.

[Wiinz]

I like this one:

Yo momas so fat when she jumps up in the air she get stuck

[whitewo1f]

I heard a couple more amusing ones;

Yo momas so fat she's sacred in India.

Yo momas so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Yo momas so fat when she sits on a moped you can't hear the engine running.

[street66]

yo mum is so blonde she tried to drown a fish hehe

[garic]

your mums so fat that wherever she sits in a room shes next to you

[garic]

so fat that both thighs have there own zip code

[garic]

so fat that I had to ask her to step off the raod as I didnt have enough petrol to go round her

[garic]

so fat that her waist has its own gravity

[garic]

so fat that when she was on top of me I got arrested for having an offensive body on my weapon

[rolyoc]

your mumma's so fat when she cut's herself gravy pours out

[rolyoc]

your mumma's so dumb she got knocked down from a parked car

[rolyoc]

your mumma's so fat when she go's to the toilet skittles pop out