yo muma jokes

[rolyoc]

your mumma's so fat whe i was getting off her i rolled over twice and was still on her

[69kindagal]

ur mummas so fat she has her own eco system!

[unclepony11]

ur mummas so fat i told her it was chilly outside and she ran out with a spoon!

[whitewo1f]

Yo momas so fat she can't even fit in a chat room

Yo momas so fat they had to kill three cows to make her shoes.

Yo momas so fat when she went missing they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo momas so fat she has to shower in a carwash.

Yo momas so fat the local restaurant sign says, occupancy 240 people or yo moma.

Yo momas so fat she puts her lipstick on with a paint-roller.

Yo momas so stupid when she hears thunder she thinks someone's making popcorn.

[DeanReeves66]

ur mummas so dumb she got locked in tesco and starved to death..
ur mummas so fat i used her knicker elastic to bungie jump..

i cant believe im sayin ur mumma jokes lmao old times

[69kindagal]

Your Mom is so fat she walked by the tv and i missed three episodes
Your Mom is so fat she sells shade in the summer
Yo mama's so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Yo mama's so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

[EZ_Flo]

yo mumma is so fat she get's her pads at carpetright.

[El_Salado]

Tu mamá es tan gorda, que es mas fácil saltarla que darle la vuelta!

[Grovewilks]

Ya Mommas so fat i burnt my arse on the light bulb
Ya Moomas so fat i had to roll her in flour to find the wet bits