Are You Scottish ?

Are you Scottish? I am........... You know you are a true Scot if...........

Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall
St , St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. Yer used tae four seasons
in wan day.
Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
Ye measure distance in minutes.
Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer
ain family. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.
Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.
Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.
You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the
Church/Chapel. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n
chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop. Yer holiday home at
the seaside has calor gas under it.
Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.
Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words;

how's it hingin
clarty
boggin
cludgie
pished
get it up ye
wee beasties
erse bandit
amurny
away an bile yer heid
peely-wally
humphey backit
Ba'-heid
baw bag
dubble nugget
And finally......

A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butcher shop, where the butcher has just
came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his erse
aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then
asks, 'Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?' 'Naw,' replies the butcher. 'It's jist
ma haun's ah'm heatin'.

Tic yer geen awa wur secrits lol
Aye tae it aw....

Mauchit
Dreich
Laldie
Gallus
Teuchter...no offense to anyone ..
Birl
To name a few, gosh we really do have our own language..lol
Marvelous, i really liked it
Tc lou xx

haha yas m8 - wan hunner percent Scottish

a didnae underston a word ay that man. gonnae translate it fur me.

aye aye an aye

Och aye tha noo ....... bawbag, hmmmmmmmmm, wondered what happened to him!!!

xxx luvs ya all ma wee scotty pallys. xx