Kez an Cute's London Adventure :)

[kezapeg]

Just arrived wom, well 07:15am, hot from the London party...not literally hot, i'm actually bloody cold an fooked, but happy to say we r both alive an kickin in Stoke!!
Funny ole journey down there.....left for London at 2pm yesterday..estimated time of arrival 5pm and directions supplied by google!!??
ACTUAL time of our arrival...8.15pm!! Let's just say somethin here...wot a load of doodoo google's directions were!!
1st problem our car started to over bloody heat after 2hrs hence we had to stop for 20mins and blow gently on her hot engine...
2nd problem we were directed by google into london on some kinda site seeing trip and round the houses via Wembley stadium at 6.30pm on a sat evenin...fun!
3rd problem...we were on petrol fumes, in heavy traffic and lost...
4th prob the bloody garage we found thankfully had guess wot, ran outa fookin petrol!! I was havin visions of me pushin the car through Wimbledon town centre ffs!!
5th problem we unfortunately asked directions off a few kindly folk who all got us more lost...especially the awfully posh, elderley couple who told us the club we were lookin for's directions....we ended up at bloody Wimbledon tennis club ffs!! Do we look like we were about play a game o tennis!! lol
We continued kangaroo jumpin o now NO fumes to a petrol station where the 2 blokes in there didn't know where the club was, or the bloke in the shop over the road or the 4 customers didn't, though helpful they tried to be!! Guess wot we were just round the corner and eventually found the club at 8.15pm, 6 hrs 15 mins later!!
Top tip for today: dunna ask fookin google for directions pmsl!!
Great party btw!!!! Just ask Tidds hehe

[telboy]

glad your both home safe.
thanks for making the trip hun was a surprise you and cute turning up,now i just got up at 9 am to give you directions home

[kezapeg]

Originally Posted by telboy

glad your both home safe.
thanks for making the trip hun was a surprise you and cute turning up,now i just got up at 9 am to give you directions home

Oh soz Tel...ya can go back bed now lol...we decided to go back to our car after a 2am stroll thru town tryin not to look too lost lol...as u do...flagged a taxi down an got him find the car hehe...Gail drove an i yacked her ear off lol...Thanks Tel...job well done and great meetin you and evryone else matey xxx

[clarebear]

Im glad your both home safe and had a great time,i so wish me and pete cud of made it and we are both very sorry to you all that we didnt make it,carnt wait to see some pics xx

[frankinstein]

lol sounds like u have some great memories even before gettin to the party. and now you know why guys refuse to ask for directions!!!!
glad you made and returned safe.ill bet it was worth it!

[fred913]

Oh, Oh, Oh, you've definitely made the book now Hun, he, he , he,It'll be worse second time round.

[kezapeg]

Originally Posted by fred913

Oh, Oh, Oh, you've definitely made the book now Hun, he, he , he,It'll be worse second time round.

I'd be most disappointed if it wasn't mate, it was bad enough first time round lol....god i love random madness!!!!!!!! lol ;-)

[zanegrey]

Hi Tel, great weekend had a really nice time,nice to be able to put faces to names at long last,a special thank you to Mrs Tel for the food and now going to get the photo's done lol see you all later....

[kezapeg]

Originally Posted by frankinstein

lol sounds like u have some great memories even before gettin to the party. and now you know why guys refuse to ask for directions!!!!
glad you made and returned safe.ill bet it was worth it!

PMSL is that the reason Frank? I always presumed u men don't ask for directions cuz youre the superior race and never get lost and/or you're too stubborn to admit you're lost when are really....hmm lol....in future i too won't ask anyone ever for directions and defo not google bloody maps!!! hehe xx

[cutebum]

Originally Posted by kezapeg

Oh soz Tel...ya can go back bed now lol...we decided to go back to our car after a 2am stroll thru town tryin not to look too lost lol...as u do...flagged a taxi down an got him find the car hehe...Gail drove an i yacked her ear off lol...Thanks Tel...job well done and great meetin you and evryone else matey xxx

pardon sorry wot did u say? went a bit deaf 4 a while lol xx

[kezapeg]

Originally Posted by cutebum

pardon sorry wot did u saycute's? went a bit deaf 4 a while lol xx

A talent possessed by few and mastered by you darling....lookin and appearing to be listening to me when really you're in Cute's world lol ;-)

ps. Who's this? hehe

[TIDDLYW1NK]

KEZA AND CUTEBUM ARE ADORABLE, GREAT TO MEET YOU BOTH, I'M DREADING THESE BLOODY PHOTOS

[cutebum]

Originally Posted by kezapeg

Just arrived wom, well 07:15am, hot from the London party...not literally hot, i'm actually bloody cold an fooked, but happy to say we r both alive an kickin in Stoke!!
Funny ole journey down there.....left for London at 2pm yesterday..estimated time of arrival 5pm and directions supplied by google!!??
ACTUAL time of our arrival...8.15pm!! Let's just say somethin here...wot a load of doodoo google's directions were!!
1st problem our car started to over bloody heat after 2hrs hence we had to stop for 20mins and blow gently on her hot engine...
2nd problem we were directed by google into london on some kinda site seeing trip and round the houses via Wembley stadium at 6.30pm on a sat evenin...fun!
3rd problem...we were on petrol fumes, in heavy traffic and lost...
4th prob the bloody garage we found thankfully had guess wot, ran outa fookin petrol!! I was havin visions of me pushin the car through Wimbledon town centre ffs!!
5th problem we unfortunately asked directions off a few kindly folk who all got us more lost...especially the awfully posh, elderley couple who told us the club we were lookin for's directions....we ended up at bloody Wimbledon tennis club ffs!! Do we look like we were about play a game o tennis!! lol
We continued kangaroo jumpin o now NO fumes to a petrol station where the 2 blokes in there didn't know where the club was, or the bloke in the shop over the road or the 4 customers didn't, though helpful they tried to be!! Guess wot we were just round the corner and eventually found the club at 8.15pm, 6 hrs 15 mins later!!
Top tip for today: dunna ask fookin google for directions pmsl!!
Great party btw!!!! Just ask Tidds hehe

me been nice cus am like that, after about 2hrs i said ile drive now darlin lol thought iv only got bout an hour 2do,well so google said lol BUT OH NO! i got the 4hrs of crap alls kerry was worried about was that id been round the same roundabout 4times made her dizzy n she was trying skin up ffs!

[kezapeg]

Originally Posted by TIDDLYW1NK

KEZA AND CUTEBUM ARE ADORABLE, GREAT TO MEET YOU BOTH, I'M DREADING THESE BLOODY PHOTOS

What photo's your honour? hehe....keep ya on ya toes Tidds...u'll be lookin over ya shoulder not knowin when a pic will be posted....did i actually take any photo's? possibly lol....
ps. gonna keep stripey just for you okay tidds lol xx

[kezapeg]

Originally Posted by cutebum

me been nice cus am like that, after about 2hrs i said ile drive now darlin lol thought iv only got bout an hour 2do,well so google said lol but oh no! I got the 4hrs of crap alls kerry was worried about was that id been round the same roundabout 4times made her dizzy n she was trying skin up ffs!

god gail ya so selfish...it's all me me me....;-) x