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#1 07-11-2009

Does anyone play poker like me,
Check with Two Aces, all in with Two

ree..
I seem to go crazy when I’m on a draw,
It never comes off, my One major flaw..
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I go into K.O.T.H. with Three Million or more,
Lasts me Five minutes and that’s really sore..
I fold all the winners and lose the all in’s,
Women, Wine and poker are my deadly sins..
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Its Three in the morning and its time for bed,
But this game of poker just wont leave my head..
I got to go back in I can not leave now,
The next hand the winner I know that somehow..
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Another Three Million goes in this time,
I’ll just win Ten Million and then I’ll be fine..
Will Ten Million do me, coz now I cant lose,
Am I on a winner or am I confused..
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Two Minutes later the cards are dealt out,
Ace, King of Diamonds I let out a shout..
I look at everyone with a cheeky grin,
Will anyone call me if I go all in..
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Three Million all in and I hope for the best,
Maybe there is One guy more foolish then all the rest..
You will always get One and he calls with Two, Seven,
My Ace, King turns over, wow think I am in heaven..
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The flop comes 5, 9, 10 and its useless for both,
The turn is a Jack, man I do love K.O.T.H..
My love is short lived, surely this cant be true,
The river turns over and it’s a bloody Two..
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Well that’s it for me now, I just can not win,
Best place for this Laptop is inside the bin..
I am full of emotion, nothing but sorrow,
Ill never again play poker, well not until tomorrow..
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Right that’s it for tonight, I’m now off to bed,
With bad thoughts of poker churning inside my head..
They will not leave me and my dreams are so funny,
When I sleep I turn pro and win loads of money..

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