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| Dear sally, We've been friends for some time now and we have enjoyed many games of poker together. However, i'd just like to mention that im getting rather tired with the never ending times i get knocked out of the BC tournies by you! No matter what hand i have you always seem to have a better hand than mine . Its getting that bad i would even consider folding a royal flush to you ![]() Despite the fact that i'll probably never win a hand against you, i stil love ya hun I justed wanted you to no that. ![]() >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> GRRRRRRRRR!!!!! nooooo nooooo noooooooooooo ![]() bangs head against wall!!!!aaand calm! ![]() |
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| LOL know how you feel Fut, I I seem to be getting the same trouble from Pam just lately. Oh BTW congrats on the Gold tonight Sal !! |
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are you really calm? like, really? Fut, i remember a day when i was a stunning beautiful young woman (you know where this is going dontcha?!! ) i was blonde, slim, and the main attraction at all the best parties...then one day i met a movie director...he promised to make me a star...the hopes and dreams of every young female had come true for me, or so i thought. then one day, this man...this horrid nasty man caught me unawares as i walked with my friend shirley....we spent five minutes in an elevator...FIVE MINUTES I SAY! he destroyed me. he took everything i had. my looks, my youth...i was a wreck...what man on this earth would ever look at me again?!!. so one day i planned my revenge. i would wait for this man to forget about me, and then i would strike. i would make his life so unbearable that he would be terrified of facing me ever again. that day has come Future...you may not have realised that this poor old lady you sit across the table from was once the young thing you destroyed! so go cry in your coffee Mr.movie-maker...this girl has no remorse...only revenge...cold...sweet...revenge...![]() ![]() but i still luv ya nevertheless ![]() Last edited by sa11y69; 08-20-2009 at 04:43 AM.. |
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#4
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| BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP sal, turn that alarm clock off, you'll wake us old gits up ![]() ![]() |
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| tyyyyyy!!!!!! was a great heads up with cathy...think we were both fallin asleep ![]() |
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#7
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| stop trying to win a hand aganst her just spend your time looking at her boobs like i do ;o) |
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#8
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sorry hunni ![]() i'll let ya win next time![]() ![]() ![]() congrats on your win sally ![]() ![]()
__________________ live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, satan shudders and says 'oh shit..... she's awake!!!! |
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#9
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| Sally congratulations on your win. ![]() |
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| sally congratulations on last nights win, but i am not sitting next to u again, u kept pokeing me in the eyes,not saying wot with ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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| Congrats sally xx |
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pmsl sally, your revenge was sweet hun... you got me and you got me good ![]() But you're still as gorgeous as ever, you havent last those looks.. its just the trick of the camera. honest ![]() |
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or so you think ![]() cya in the crown ![]() ![]() |
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| hahaa i made sure i went out early so didnt have to face you ![]() i had a word with lava earlier and he said he would be up for making another movie but only if you're in it! there you go hun hows that for a chance for fame... a part with our leading man lava himself... oooowweer ![]() watcha reckon hun.. do you fancy it ![]() |
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lol ya big scaredycat!!hmmm...i know how much of a fearless deviant that Lava can be...he's a bully, a brute, a poker shark!! he duz dirty deals with criminal minds in the underworld...not to mention his late afternoon swims while his site is in turmoil...he even turned our poor little roo into a gambler but then he's rather hot stuff when it comes to 'shakin his thang' on the dance floor if i remember rightly ohhh that body in those tight white pants... i better stop how could i ever resist ...i tell you what, get me that briefcase full of cash that he had in the car and you got a deal ![]() |
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