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Old 08-11-2008
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I thought I had the pot won
With two Kings dealt pre-flop
My raise was followed by folds
Did I bet too much, I thought?

But the last man at the table
Called my raise real quick
After bluffing all game long
Could this be another trick?

The flop was King-eight-deuce
One diamond and two spades
With a set of big ol’ cowboys
I thought my hand was made

I bet the pot once over
Expecting him to fold
But call, he did, so swiftly
Were two spades down in his hold?

The turn was Jack of Hearts
No help for either, I grinned
No time to be a coward
Half my stack I did put in

As fast as he had called before
The player matched my bet
On the inside I did worry
But he never saw me sweat

Another deuce on the river
A full house would be my hand
I slow played just a little
Then pushed my stack, “All in.”

He called me once again
Just as quickly as before
A crowd gathered at our table
As a buzz swept ‘cross the floor

I turned my two Kings over
“Full boat,” I let him know
He paused for just a second
Before his face did start to glow

There is no joy in Mudville
I got beat without excuses
He raked in all my money
On four lousy, stinkin’ deuces.
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Old 08-11-2008
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Good to have ya back Roo - bout time you graced us all with another of your amazing poems.....

They just keep getting better and better
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Old 08-11-2008
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lol that was funni well done roo........
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Old 08-11-2008
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We've all been there roo!

Keep up the good work.
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Old 08-11-2008
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sounds like my average game lol
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Old 08-11-2008
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nice one roo...

brings back memories of a couple of simular losses i had

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