Poker limericks post them here good or bad

[padser]

There once was an old friend of mine,
who thought at playing cards he could shine.
He bet in a rush,
on an Ace high flush.
and got beaten 2's full over 9's

[monicahoney]

Very good.

[Connytor]

lol nice one

[MichaelVitelli]

i taught a man to play texas holdem.
"you play it like this" i had told him.
he lost most every hand
well how could he understand
cause i never said that he could fold them

best that i could do at the spur of the monent hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[padser]

excelent one, good laugh, the best ones are the spur of the moment ones because you get as good a laugh writing them as we get reading them keep them coming

[padser]

This player just needed the loo
and he didn't know what he should do
would it be a big sin if I bluff them all in
with a king and an unsiuted two.

The rest of the players weren't fooled
as all of our money got pooled
when up poped two Aces
from diferent places
now I need to go and get schooled.

[THEBUDDHA66]

there is a young lady called betty
whos hair is flame red and pretty
her own back door key
is owned by someone lucky
now he comes and go's as he pleases

[kuban32]

buddha where u find this tread lol almost two years old.....

[THEBUDDHA66]

Originally Posted by kuban32

buddha where u find this tread lol almost two years old.....

just clicked on the search button and typed in limericks m8

[bakdoorbetty]

Originally Posted by THEBUDDHA66

there is a young lady called betty
whos hair is flame red and pretty
her own back door key
is owned by someone lucky
now he comes and go's as he pleases

Buddddd that's sooooo coooooooool

[roo27]

BUDDHA he is strong and round
he cant remeber the last time he tuched the ground
but his poker game !! well lets call it sound
and a nicer man just cant be found

[THEBUDDHA66]

i have a good friend called roo
he's good at poker too
when he raises i fold
im too scared to be bold
please help me i havent a clue

[tony48]

stl tourny is so great
you get to call every one m8
it been along time since played
i hope it never fade
but what is op 66 fate

[THEBUDDHA66]

oh tony it wont be so long
our tourneys down but not gone
just wait a short while
it will be back with a smile
and we can play every night which is great

[THEBUDDHA66]

my bunny he has floppy ears
they been flapping about here for years
now viagras the trick
to make them stick up i think
now their pricked up and im in good cheers

[tony48]

buddha your the best
but last week was a test
with the site going down
all i could do was frown
we will come back with zest

[telboy]

for op66 im very greatfull
but all i want is a tourny table
cause here i sit broken hearted
at the ring table
and my chips have departed

[ChineseIrish]

Many of my op66 friends are as unhappy as me,
when their AA is rivered by a 10 and a 3,
we have put very own unique lingo
and ffs is a common phrase when facing bingo

[THEBUDDHA66]

oh lava m8 whats happened to our site
the way it is now is just bloomin sh--e
we cant play our tourneys or play decent cards
the way it is now is just freaking hard

we know you are trying to get it all right
but we are suffering here now night after night
our spirits are low and moral needs a boost
please get back to us soon sir with some very good news

[tony48]

i played a lady called kay
she always make you pay
shes got a poker face
shes always got the ace
but a will beat her one day