Poker limericks post them here good or bad

[ChineseIrish]

Guv is it wrong,
to view your pic and be turned on,
I know it is bad,
and i'm quite sad,
but you are sexy in heels

[nolakay]

i now see the light
them legs out of sight
they put me to shame
thats not fair game

[LfcFan]

When we all party,
Pam's there acting tarty.
After Bacardi's and (diet) coke's,
She winks at the blokes.
But run if she squeezes your bum.

[pam66]

Originally Posted by LfcFan

When we all party,
Pam's there acting tarty.
After Bacardi's and (diet) coke's,
She winks at the blokes.
But run if she squeezes your bum.

pmsl ya git, you loved it hun

[LfcFan]

We love OP66
Our homely poker script
Created by BlackLava
To run on java
Hope the techies can sort it out quick

[tony48]

i have poker d ts
but i cant aford the fees
$1000 to play
1 gave the tournys away
have to pratice the birds and bees

don t tell the girlfriend

[del_boy]

there's a guy chineseirish that i know
really hates stupid calls and bingo
so be warned if he's about
cos he will take you out
then post a pic on the forum to show.

[ChineseIrish]

There is a called del,
he really is swell,
and I dare say well mannered as well.
always a kind word to say,
weather it be night or day,
but there will always be that shark,
who hides behind the "how are you mark",
and I cant find his tell

[tony48]

outlaw free tourny you can t play tight
aa dealt all in i might
4 10 k on the flop
o my god i should win the lot
the guy next to me shoud be banned
10 4 os in his hand
thats me for the night

[ChineseIrish]

Our OP66 tourneys are acting weird,
when the pockets changed I said "merlin's beard",
As half the peeps couldnt play,
there was a damper put on my day,
and twice my cards disappeared

[frankinstein]

....wow guv what amazeing kickers.
they much better legs than my sisters
and i hear that you dance
almost every given chance
but for god sakes put on some knickers!!!!!

[norwichrich]

we are indeed at deuce dear guv
wanna win this game dont ya luv
one last round maybe no more
im down an on the floor
but ya like that position dont ya son
on ya face up is ya ***
only to you does it occur
pass the ky, pretty pls sir

[stjimmy]

there is a panda called phatt
he writes poems 'bout this and that
on the forum he's liked
coz of the things that he writes
and on the tables he likes a good chat.

[pappy747]

inspired by Phatt


when i look in the mirror i see,
a suave looking piggy, thats me,
with my wig so refined,
and my tash so aligned,
how the ladies resist, its a mystery

[phattP]

LOL
just spotted this thread... thanks Jimmy..

ill be back...

[phattP]

A streamlined young piggy named Pappy,
was told that he must wear a nappy,
he wasn't too pleased
cause his buttocks felt squeezed,
but it made all the floor cleaners happy..